I will go (Hauksby version)
When Easter weekend comes
We'll board a bus together
And we'll fill it up with kit
And we'll go for a time-travel
I will go, I will go
Chorus:
I will go, I will go
When the singing is over
I'll go back to my hut
And I'll shiver 'til I'm warmer
I will go, I will go
I've been spranging all day long
'cause it's terribly authentic
And I've woven half an inch
And it's driving me demented
I will go, I will go
Chorus
I'm woken by the cold
'cause I've lost my only blanket
And I try to take a drink
But my water's frozen solid
I will go, I will go
Chorus
When the public comes along
It's lunchtime in the village
And we all just want to eat
But they make us raid and pillage
I will go, I will go
Chorus
The kids will come in herds
'til visiting is over
And we'll kit them out in maille
Make them run 'til they keel over
I will go, I will go
Chorus
I must go, I must go
Now that Hauksby is over
I'll go back to my home
And I'm waiting for next Easter
I will go, I will go
Deprecated verses:
We're building up the fire
To boil up lots of eggsies
But there's thirty thousand more
And they're filling up the pantry
I will go, I will go
We'll sacrifice a melon
To appease the tractor-dragon
And if it doesn't work
We'll marry off our Matron
I will go, I will go