Songbook: Twelve Days of Hauksby

This was made up in Hauksby 2008. Most of the credit to Philipppp.
Twelve Days of Christmas is a traditional carol, first published in 1780.

On the first day of Hauksby my liege lord gave to me a Very Virile Viking
… second… two turgid nipples
… third… three battle lances
… fourth… four Wychwood ales
… fifth… five woman folds
… sixth… six bowls of stew
… seventh… seven rampant erections
… eighth… eight crying children
… ninth… nine penis quims
… tenth… ten plates of pancakes
… eleventh… eleven horns of mead
… twelfth… twelve inches