Songbook: Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
And Peter had a duck
Took them behind the kitchen door
To teach them how to f…

Fry eggs for breakfast
Fry eggs for tea
The more you eat the more you drink
The more you gotta p…

Peter had a boat
The boat began to rock
Up came Jaws
And bit off his c…

Cocktails ginger ales
Forty sets of glass
If you don't like it
You can shove it up your a…

Ask no questions
Tell no lies
I saw a fisherman
Doing up his f…

Flies are bad
Mosquitoes are worse
And that is the end
Of this naughty little verse