Songbook: Guthrum has only got one ball

To the tune of 'Hitler has only got one ball', written by Frederick, Sam and Owen in around April of 2023

Guthrum has only got one ball
The other is in Valhalla’s hall
Loki along with floki
Cut it off him when he was quite small

It flew over the northern sea
And landed upon Watling street
The Saxons, bought out there klaxons
And called all of there kinsmen to see

Guthrum has only got one ball
Eric has two but very small
Ivar, has something similar
And poor Cnute cannot nute at all