Songbook: Filthy Vikings (All Are We)

We don't fight for queen and country,
We dont fight for liberty,
We just fight for booze and crumpet,
Filthy Vikings all are we!

Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings all are we!
Filthy Vikings all are we!

We don't fight when we are sober,
We dont fight so dangerously,
We just fight when pubs aren't open,
Alcoholics all are we!

Alcoholics,
Alcoholics,
Alcoholics all are we,
Alcoholics all are we!

We don't fight with axe and broadsword,
We don't fight conventionally,
We just fight with whips and leather,
Sexual perverts all are we!

Sexual perverts,
Sexual perverts,
Sexual perverts all are we
Sexual perverts all are we!

We don't fight with courtly manners,
We don't fight with chivalry,
We just kick 'em in the nadgers,
Evil bastards all are we!

Evil bastards,
Evil bastards,
Evil bastards all are we
Evil bastards all are we!

We don't wash with soap and water,
We dont live hygienically,
What's the use of soap and water,
Filthy Vikings all are we!

Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings all are we!
Filthy Vikings all are we!

We don't go to church on Sundays,
We don't live religiously,
We just burn down church and chapel,
Pyromaniacs all are we!

Pyromaniacs,
Pyromaniacs,
Pyromaniacs all are we
Pyromaniacs all are we!

We sing songs about our battles,
Blood and gore abundantly,
Mighty warriors, noble heroes,
Lying bastards all are we!

Lying bastards
Lying bastards
Lying bastards all are we!
Lying bastards all are we!

We don't fight with swords and seaxes,
We dont fight authentically,
Mortars, nuclear bombs and claymores,
Anachronistic all are we!

Anachronistic
Anachronistic
Anachronistic all are we!
Anachronistic all are we!

We don't sing with vim and vigour,
We dont sing so audibly,
We just sing with hush and whisper,
Subtle singers all are we!

SUBTLE SINGERS
SUBTLE SINGERS
SUBTLE SINGERS ALL ARE WE!
SUBTLE SINGERS ALL ARE WE!

We don't fight with all our clothes on,
We don't fight so decently,
We just fight with lots of woad on,
Bollock naked all are we!

Bollock naked
Bollock naked
Bollock naked all are we!
Bollock naked all are we!

We don't drive to where we're going,
We don't travel directly,
We just go the pretty way,
Roundabout, roundabout, roundabout, wheeeeee!

Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout, roundabout, wheeeeee!
Roundabout, roundabout, roundabout, wheeeeee!

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