Songbook: Isn't It Awfully Nice to Have A Fanny?

Wychwood's version of the Eric Idle song, written in the minibus on the way back from Murton Park after the York Trip in Easter 2007

Isn't it awfully nice to have a fanny?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a cunt?
It's fun to have a flange, or perhaps a pussy cat
From the tiniest little beaver to the world's biggest twat.

So three cheers for your axe-wound or your gash
Hurrah! For your badly-packed kebab.
Your bearded clam, your lady bits, your maidenhead or quim
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip a dildo in.

And you should always treat it kindly as vaginas aren't a sin
And the world
Loves
Muff.