A tragic verse about a most tragic event, created at a fire at Shelaghs.
In Oxford's fair city,
Where the boys are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Sam and his sock
As he wheels his wheelbarrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying "Cockless, with muscles!
The dog ate my cock"
Chorus:
The dog ate my penis,
The dog ate my penis,
Crying "Cockless! With muscles!
The dog ate my cock"
Sam's penis was fine,
He bought it online,
For the shop down the road didn't have it in stock,
But he wheels his wheelbarrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying "Cockless, with muscles!
The dog ate my cock"
Chorus
Sam lost his fat log
When it tempted his dog,
For the door to his room, he'd forgotten to lock.
Now he wheels his wheelbarrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying "Cockless, with muscles!
The dog ate my cock"
Chorus
